Morganna the Kissing Bandit

Even for a horny teen in the mid-70s, Morganna's act wore real thin real fast.

After about the third time, "OK you have giant tits. We're happy for you. Get the fuck off the field."

Not to mention the makeup she wore early in her career looked absolutely ugly as shit.

 

Always leave them wanting more was the point.

 

I thought it was in Columbus?

 

Basically agree. The Morganna story basically distills to "attention whore runs on field and kisses player to promote herself." Yippee.

Fans loved it because she was a white lady with gigantic fun boobs. Anyone else tries that act and they'd merely have been booed, dragged off by cops, possibly jailed, and they ain't getting no B-budget documentaries later.

 

They never said where. And giving the city of her residence right now doesn't go against the grain of the documentary.

 

Bullshit. When they show the first shot of the post office, Bottom right corner it says "2013, Columbus, Ohio."

 

But they never said WHERE in Columbus!? I'm sure there is more than one post office.

 

Everybody thought Morganna was just silly and harmless, just like her partner in 1970s/80s attention whoring, Rockin Rollen Stewart, the Rainbow Wig guy.

For a while, anyway.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollen_Stewart

The first two or three times Morganna ran on the field, she should have been grabbed by both arms and led very firmly off the field.

After that, plant her in the turf. See if those tits serve as shock absorbers.

Stay off the fucking field.

 

Rollen Stewart .... had to be some time in the late 80s, he was going through the Central Valley en route to a Monday Night game at Candlestick and he stopped at every daily on his route to do interviews.

But what thread about Morgana would be complete without mentiong the gravity defense?

 

Can't believe it's been 20+ years since Rockin' Rollen.

Damn glad of it, too.

 

Starman Justice, etc., etc. We've all had a good laugh over the years.

But seriously ... I think you have issues.

 

Was there a 30 for 30 on Rocken Rollen? Morganna's is overdue.