More sordid tales from SJ.commer's love lives ....

Maybe she asked it, "Is a smoke more important than me screwing the bejeezus out of this guy?" And then maybe it said yes.

 

Are you Mark Hoppus?

 

She's a smoker. You didn't want to fuck her anyway.

 

Incorrect. Smokers=hot. Well, for head anyway. Lord knows she's used to things in her mouth.

 

And the size she's used to works for you, too.

 

Yeah, if I had a massive erection.

 

I just spit on my screen. Literally. No coffee, Fresca, nothing.

Straight phlegm, son.

Well done. Nobody has ever done that.

 

If a magic 8 ball can keep you from sex, it's time turn it in. Because it's of no use to you.

 

One thing I haven't heard yet. How exactly did you respond to her comment? It's not like she said it and walked out, since you said she stayed another 15 minutes.

Was it awkward silence? Did you ask questions? ("Just tonight?" "Just your legs?") Are you thinking the Magic 8 Ball just ruined your chances for that night or will the legs not be opening for you at all?

 

OK, that really made me laugh.

And I'm not sure I'd fuck a smoker either. :

 

I said, "Whoa, whoa, I haven't even kissed you yet. What makes you think I was going to sleep with you?" It got a pretty good laugh and we hung out for a while longer.

Not sure if the 8 ball ruined all chances or just that one. We hung out last night with several friends at a bar and things were fine, but I had to leave early because I had to work early today.

I'm not real worried about it. If she's into it, she'll let me know. If not, I'll continue to masturbate nightly I'll meet someone else.

 

I hope you dumped that cock blocking 8 ball in the trash.