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More hilarity from The Onion

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by friend of a friend, Apr 10, 2008.

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  1. jps

    jps Active Member

    I just love the fact that, in their sports section, one of the top tabs is "women's sports/soccer"
     
    jps, Apr 23, 2008
    #49
  2. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    yeah. me too.
     
    Tom Petty, Apr 23, 2008
    #50
  3. DemoChristian

    DemoChristian Guest

    Somehow your posts take on a different tone with that puppy sidesaddle. It's almost pathetic.
    I suggest you get back to Jennifer Love-Hewitt goodness.
     
    DemoChristian, Apr 23, 2008
    #51
  4. AreaMan

    AreaMan Member

    I've always been partial to this column by Freddie the Lobster:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33174
     
    AreaMan, Apr 24, 2008
    #52
  5. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    That is freakin' hilarious.
     
    ArnoldBabar, Apr 24, 2008
    #53
  6. beardpuller

    beardpuller Active Member

    The picture doesn't look familiar, but from the general tone, I think I might have sat next to Freddie in homeroom.
     
    beardpuller, Apr 24, 2008
    #54
  7. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    Figured i'd revive this for this gem:"Nationals Book it After Foul Ball Accidently Smashes Capitol Rotunda"
    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nationals_book_it_after_foul_ball

    Zimmer-maaaaannnn!
     
    amraeder, May 8, 2008
    #55
  8. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    And this would have been perfect for a certain locked thread

     
    dixiehack, May 8, 2008
    #56
  9. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    I would leave just about any job I could ever have if The Onion wanted me. It's been a life-long dream. I'm not kidding.

    EDIT: Yep, I wrote "half" and not "have." I'm that guy.
     
    Hammer Pants, May 8, 2008
    #57
  10. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    Same here Hammer, though I don't think I'm worthy to wash their jocks.
     
    amraeder, May 8, 2008
    #58
  11. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mccain_vows_to_replace_secret

    This is one of the funniest things ever done by The Onion. How this newsreader gets through this without laughing ... wow. She's straight as an arrow in this reading.
     
    CentralIllinoisan, May 9, 2008
    #59
  12. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    That's high comedy.
     
    ArnoldBabar, May 9, 2008
    #60
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