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More hilarity from The Onion

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by friend of a friend, Apr 10, 2008.

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  1. FileNotFound

    FileNotFound Well-Known Member

    "God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule" is a classic in American literature. I am 100 percent serious about that.
     
    FileNotFound, Apr 11, 2008
    #25
  2. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    is this thread on topic?
     
    Tom Petty, Apr 11, 2008
    #26
  3. Birdscribe

    Birdscribe Active Member

    Arnold, where did you get that shirt? From the Onion shop?

    I need to find that for my wife. Seriously.
     
    Birdscribe, Apr 11, 2008
    #27
  4. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    the onion makes me cry.
     
    Tom Petty, Apr 11, 2008
    #28
  5. friend of a friend

    friend of a friend Guest

    shaddup, nancy
     
    friend of a friend, Apr 11, 2008
    #29
  6. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    The Grapist is still one of the greatest things ever in my mind.

    This is also a personal favorite:
    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28331
     
    amraeder, Apr 11, 2008
    #30
  7. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    It was actually a gift from MacDaddy. I'm pretty sure he got it from their site, but it was a few years ago, so I don't know whether they'd still have it.
     
    ArnoldBabar, Apr 11, 2008
    #31
  8. Theoldbenchwarmer

    Theoldbenchwarmer Member

    I bet a lot of author's feel this way about adaptations of their work.
     
    Theoldbenchwarmer, Apr 11, 2008
    #32
  9. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    It's totally sick and twisted, but this has always been one of my favorites:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sports_unable_to_heal_small_town
     
    Barsuk, Apr 11, 2008
    #33
  10. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    PCLoadLetter, Apr 11, 2008
    #34
  11. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I hadn't read that one. But this part made me laugh really hard.

     
    imjustagirl, Apr 12, 2008
    #35
  12. Khartoum

    Khartoum Active Member

    The dolphins form opposable thumbs one is great for one reason -- the subhed:

    "Oh, shit," says humanity.

    This is easily my favorite sports-related one, and I think I've posted it here before. Every line is hilarious:
    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43156
     
    Khartoum, Apr 12, 2008
    #36
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