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More Duke athletes in trouble....

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by poindexter, Jul 21, 2006.

  1. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    this time for plagiarism. ;D

  2. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Cool name for a football player, Zack Asack
  3. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Strong in library skills . . .
  4. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    I heard one blatant speculation that 'plagiarism' was the official spin placed on some other team rule violation.

    Coach: Son, all that pot and alcohol in your locker just ain't right. We're sitting you down for a season to straighten your life out

    QB: Yes, coach. I understand.

    Coach: Of course, you realize the press is going to ask why our starting quarterback is suspended for the season.

    QB: Uh, huh.

    Coach: So, what's it going to be? Pot and booze or something a little less embarassing to your family? Something like plagiarism?

    QB: Sir, I'm a plagiarist.
  5. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    Did the Wayans Brothers go to Duke (see other thread)?
  6. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Wasn't that a band on Saved by the Bell?
  7. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Not if you are a quarterback.
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Who finds himself below a stack.
  9. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Horton Hears a Hoo
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