More details about Tiger than we really wanted to know

Can we assume that Elin gets a dollar-for-dollar match for any hush money paid by this scumbag?

Really, how can she stay married to this guy when he has to actively dole out millions to the losers he tramped around with, knowing that whatever they might say must be pretty disgusting or inflammatory to merit that sort of hushed payday?

I know of wives who would be more pissed about the money flying out the door than about Little Tiger flying out the fly.

 

Joe, methinks that it's Tiger who doesn't want her to file for divorce. She'll hook him for more than the $10 mil. You noticed that she hasn't endorsed him heading to Augusta and back on the links, nor is she going to spend anytime near a golf course that he's on.

In a horrible way of saying it, Elin was a married beard.

 

Here are said texts. They are glorious.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/text_messages_between_tiger_woods_lh2ptFU8WhzJEBD8f2CCgO

 

Got it. I heard Looney's report at 1 Eastern. That's a lot of money if it's true ...

 

Blasian?

Huh.

 

Last time I bought a whore an expensive room service meal, she just picked at it and it wound up on the tray in the hallway.

Ever since then, it's been fast food takeouts exclusively.

Perhaps Tiger had a similar experience?

 

Sorry, but he's an entertainer. He's paid to perform and has chosen to do it as a personality. He's fair game for public adoration, indifference or mockery. He's gone from adoration to asshole in the time it took to run over a mailbox. He's a joke and a pathetic excuse for an adult. He was never all about the sport. If he was he wouldn't be hawking Buicks or Lasix. BTW, he's turned out to be exactly like his old man, a humorless control freak with no real personality. Unlike his old man, Tiger never had it rough or served any cause other than his own.

 

Is anyone surprised this was in Vanity Fair?
I don't read Vanity Fair, other than people post links here, but this sounds like something you would read in a tabloid.



And who the fuck cares anyway?

I mean seriously? I put this in the same category as Sandra Bullock and Jesse James.

 

The guy's a contradiction. On one hand, you've got "Subway, eat fresh." On the other hand, he's a freakin vampire. Fresh? Bloody tampoon.... you make the call.

 

Vanity Fair.

 

Sorry...
Thanks.

 

I'll pretty much actively root against this piece of shit for the rest of his career. Go Paddy.