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More dental hi-jinx with my kid

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Aug 13, 2008.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    He's getting 2 teeth pulled this morning.

    Something about 2 new teeth are trying to come in, and there's 2 teeth blocking them......something like that.

    He's had a couple teeth pulled before, so I tell him last night that I can do it without him going to the dentist.

    I come in with this........


    He not giggle.
  2. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    That's fucked up, man.
  3. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    Sick bastard!

    We just tell our kids when they complain about a loose tooth that if they keep it up, we're tying a string to their tooth and tie the other end to a door and slamming the door.
  4. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Now, that's just wrong.
  5. bagelchick

    bagelchick Active Member

    My dad used to use a small pair of needle nose pliers when I was a kid.

  6. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I had three pulled when I was a kid. One was loose and slipped right other. The other two weren't, and then didn't. Hurt like a mother fucker.
  7. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    I'm shocked you didn't tell him to pull the teeth himself.
  8. joe

    joe Active Member

    Make sure he first pounds a 12-pack of Coors.
  9. Smash Williams

    Smash Williams Well-Known Member

    Had all four molars pulled (at different times) for the same reason.

    A little laughing gas, and it was pretty painless. Though I distinctly remember the ceiling doing its best lava lamp impression.
  10. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    If I go get teeth pulled, tell 'em to knock me out completely.
  11. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    Chef, no 12-pack of Coors, peroxide and X-acto knives? Hmmm ...

    Sounds like the dentist feels the baby teeth need to be pulled to make room. I had this happen numerous times in my childhood. My lower incisors came in before the old ones left. A bicuspid needed some assistance ... at age 13.
  12. Jay Sherman

    Jay Sherman Member

    That's torture. It's way worse than when my parents "accidentally" left me at the doctor's office as a little kid.
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