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More bad news for Greg Oden

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Steak Snabler, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    A third microfracture surgery. Won't play this season.

    http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/7595246/surgery-greg-oden-portland-trail-blazers-turned-third-microfracture
     
  2. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Just chop his legs off.

    Instructions:

    Knife
    Whiskey (LOTS)
    Towel
    2 over-sized rubber corks
     
  3. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Don't worry, Medicare will cover it.
     
  4. Stitch

    Stitch Active Member

    Can we call him a bust yet?
     
  5. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    82 games played in 5 years.....he'll have to improve to be a bust.
     
  6. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

  7. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    I fail to understand why Oden doesn't substitute his penis for one of his legs.
     
  8. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    He wouldn't want to risk macrofracture surgery?
     
  9. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    You could run an elevator on that shaft. Nothing could possibly break.
     
  10. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    And this news comes the day after Kevin Durant dropped 51 on Denver.
    The entire city of Portland just threw up in its mouth.
     
  11. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    Portland should be used to that.
     
  12. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    IJAG just turned off the safesearch on her Google, and doesn't know why.
     
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