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More 9-1-1 hijinks

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by I Digress, May 18, 2009.

  1. I Digress

    I Digress Guest

    Man-boy lives at home, hilarity ensues....


    BEDFORD, Ohio — An Ohio man who argued with his grown son over a messy bedroom said he overreacted when he called 911. Andrew Mizsak called authorities Thursday after his 28-year-old son — who's a school board member in the Cleveland suburb of Bedford — threw a plate of food across the kitchen table and made a fist at him when told to clean his room.
  2. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    I recently had a to-the-death argument with a buddy of mine (a former copy editor) who insisted that 911 should be hyphenated. It's not.

    Carry on. ;)
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    That was a wasted 9_1_1 call.
  4. Pete Incaviglia

    Pete Incaviglia Active Member

  5. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    He should have called 9*1*1 instead.
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Certainly a better idea than calling nineoneone
  7. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Or nine hundred eleven.
  8. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    We had a guy in our office having a heart attack one night and another guy who called 911 couldn't get through. The reason? He didn't dial 9911 to get an outside line. So he drove the victim the hospital himself. True story.
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    The above story can be read in full at darwinaward-dot-com.
  10. Pete Incaviglia

    Pete Incaviglia Active Member

    And asked for Dr. Pepper.
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    no 9/1/1 calls are ever wasted
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

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