Monorail ... D'Oh

Classic episode of the Simpsons on right now here.

Donuts - is there anything they can't do?

Mono means one, rail means rail. That concludes our intensive three week course.

Marge Simpson: [Marge opens a closet in the momorail] Homer, there's a family of opossums in here!
Homer: I call the big one Bitey.

 

Homer: Marge, I wanna be a monorail conductor.
Marge: Homer, no.
Homer: It's my lifelong dream!
Marge: Your lifelong dream was to run out onto the field during a baseball game, and you did it last year, remember?

 

I do believe the hanging on the wall says, Idiot ruins game, Springfield forfeits pennant.
Actually, it does, and here it is

 

What about us brain-dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs!

 

The ring came off my pudding can.

Use my pen knife, my good man


My favorite episode, by far, in Simpsons history. Written by Conan O'Brien, of course.

 

This is the greatest idea..... oh, it's not for you, it's more of a Shelbyville idea.

Wait, we're smarter than those Shelbyville people. Tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.

 

...and the escalator to nowhere.

 

(to the tune of The Flintstones theme song)

Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history,
From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree ...
D'oh!

 

I think we should have used the money to fix Main Street.

well, you should have written a song, like that guy.

 

My favorite song of them all...

 

I thought Homer's goal in life was to get on the Gong Show, and he did in 1976.

"Heh, heh, heh. We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire."

 

Is there a chance the track could bend?

Not on your life, my Hindu friend.