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Monorail ... D'Oh

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Hank_Scorpio, Sep 11, 2009.

  1. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Classic episode of the Simpsons on right now here.

    Donuts - is there anything they can't do?

    Mono means one, rail means rail. That concludes our intensive three week course.

    Marge Simpson: [Marge opens a closet in the momorail] Homer, there's a family of opossums in here!
    Homer: I call the big one Bitey.
  2. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Homer: Marge, I wanna be a monorail conductor.
    Marge: Homer, no.
    Homer: It's my lifelong dream!
    Marge: Your lifelong dream was to run out onto the field during a baseball game, and you did it last year, remember?
  3. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    I do believe the hanging on the wall says, Idiot ruins game, Springfield forfeits pennant.
    Actually, it does, and here it is

  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    What about us brain-dead slobs?
    You'll be given cushy jobs!
  5. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    The ring came off my pudding can.

    Use my pen knife, my good man

    My favorite episode, by far, in Simpsons history. Written by Conan O'Brien, of course.
  6. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    This is the greatest idea..... oh, it's not for you, it's more of a Shelbyville idea.

    Wait, we're smarter than those Shelbyville people. Tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.
  7. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    ...and the escalator to nowhere.
  8. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    (to the tune of The Flintstones theme song)

    Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history,
    From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree ...
  9. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    I think we should have used the money to fix Main Street.

    well, you should have written a song, like that guy.
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    My favorite song of them all...
  11. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    I thought Homer's goal in life was to get on the Gong Show, and he did in 1976.

    "Heh, heh, heh. We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire."
  12. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Is there a chance the track could bend?

    Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
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