Monopoly: The Motion Picture

Think of Candy Land as movie close to the Tim Burtons Charle and the Chocolate Factory.

Monopoly will be Training Day meets Wall Street.

 

Not if the ice cream float card comes up early.

I think I would dig the Chutes and Ladders movie or the Goofus and Gallant movie.

 

And mass collisions as people try to enter the Free Parking lot to get the kitty.

 

In a world where there is no "free parking" ...

 

They won't be able to do Clue better than the one already done.
Monopoly I'm guessing becomes a rags-to-riches-to-rags-to-riches story that is just fluff.
Candy Land will almost certainly be trippy like Wonka.

 

You also need a crazy old man who gives out money every time you pass whatever they use for "Go" in the movie.
Plus the highlight of the movie will be the beauty pagent after one of the characters accidentally hits the community chest.

 

I like Monopoly, but if you're gonna do a movie of a board game it ought to be Stratego because at least you'd get to blow up shit.