Monkey attacked, killed in Idaho zoo break-in.

http://news.yahoo.com/monkey-dies-blow-head-zoo-break-000540291.html

Why would anyone break into a zoo in the first place?

 

Wake for Mojo.

 

Police are on the lookout for this man:

 

There ain't shit to do in Idaho, that's why.

 

What the fuck is wrong with people?

 

Exactly.

 

I don't like monkeys, because, honestly, they kind of freak me out. But what kind of jackass would harm one? I hope the monkey got in a bite or a scratch that causes a slow, agonizing demise for the assholes that broke in.

 

Here are some more winners among the human race:

http://news.msn.com/us/dolphins-found-shot-slashed-stabbed-in-gulf-of-mexico?ocid=ansnews11

Just sickening.

 

http://news.msn.com/us/police-make-arrest-in-death-of-monkey-at-zoo

 

http://www.idahostatesman.com/2012/11/19/2352895/police-continue-to-investigate.html

If you browse long enough at the comments, the death of a monkey somehow leads to a debate about abortion. Shit you not.

Best comment ...

"Look, I never beat that monkey. Just spanked it, a little ..."

 

IF spends half his down time doing as much.

 

This monkey's gone to heaven.