Mom, why can't I get a job?

These individuals are unique
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Some of those just have to be shops.

 

I'm gonna have nightmares for a week now.

 

Growth industry: Become a cosmetic surgeon specializing in fixing that ridiculous earlobe-stretching nonsense. There's going to be a lot of buyer's remorse on that. A lot. And it's not like a tattoo you can cover with a long-sleeved shirt. It's going to have to be surgically repaired.

 

Hope I never get behind some of them in the line at the airport.

 

They don't fit the terrorist profile.

 

All of them?

 

White people are crazy.

 

Nos. 15 and 19 look like alien characters you'd see on Star Trek.

 

This is not a job climate that is great if you are a freak. That face to permanently screwed up face interview will get them every time.

 

Somehow I really don't think these are the kind of people who care if they get a nice white-collar job.

 

There aren't enough record or comic book stores, or carnivals, left to employ all these folks.