Mom lies about husband's death for Hannah Montana tix

I did forget the blue font. . . .

But I was serious about one thing: this is not a good reading on where our society is. Hell, the entire controversy and craziness over Hannah Montana tickets was not a flattering take on our society. For that mom to be such a deviant piece of human filth, worse because her kid got put up to this . . . . the only good thing about people like that existing is that someday I might be able to be lucky enough to compete against them for jobs, and my kids might compete against their kids for academic honors.

 

Ya, but you'll lose out because their resumes will look a lot better.

 

That took a moment to sink in, but damn that was funny.

 

Give this woman a break.

Remember: It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to read.

 

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Didn't get my pants in a bunch. I just don't think that's a funny punchline.

 

I wish my mom had done this to get me a Cabbage Patch Kid when I was younger.

Obviously, a good mother would have.

 

"Merry Christmas, IJAG. If anyone asks, daddy died."

 

Whenever we wonder how we have done and are doing with the Editudes, we now have a limbo bar we can't possibly sink under.

 

Hell, I'd have killed him myself if it would have gotten me a Cabbage Patch Kid when they first came out.

 

Fair enough.

But the mother is the person who made light of the Iraq situation, using it to spin a lie to get concert tickets. She could do with a trip, maybe learn a little something about just what a crappy thing she did.