Mom arrested for hiring strippers for son's birthday party

There's a bottomless bear already climbing out. Do NOT google "bottomless bear." I assume.

 

Is that from her guest star turn on the original Star Trek? Is that right before she got turned into a cube?

 

Maybe she's a teacher.

 

Or a crack whore. Thank God my mother had brains and never would do anything that stupid.

 

Am I the only one who thinks her buying them beer is way worse than the strippers?

 

She's on Twitter!

https://twitter.com/JudyViger4

Oh, I think many here have long suspected that your mother may not have eschewed narcotics while carrying you.

 

Hell, she should have just waited a couple years, if she was hellbent on this, for his 18th birthday. I mean, stripper is about as mundane an occupation as florist anymore as far as shock value, but it's strange that a mom would want to give her kid this. And if the math's right, she was 17 when she had him, and seems to be stuck in that mind-set

 

One of her tweets: "How do we teach the children of America not to bully when adults do it??!!?"

Um, sweetie...it's not bullying when someone tells you you are an awful mother. It's called the truth.

 

She is probably quite familiar with the bowling ball grip.

 

Oh that's a good one.

 

Clearly I do not think this was a smart move by the mother and I would be very pissed if my kid went to a birthday party and there were strippers. However I think it is clear that times have really changed. Dad buying a whore for his 16 year old son was good old fashioned TV comedy back in the day. "Son, today you are a man". In fact I had friends that went to a tittie bar with their dads when they were 16 or 17. This was in the mid to late 70's in a nice middle class town. Again, I am not condoning this action, just pointing out how things have changed.

 

In high school, we all did this when any of our friends turned 18.

Granted, parents never had anything to do with it, although there were probably a few who knew what was going on who looked the other way, and of the people there, there were always quite a few who weren't 18 at the parties, but the person who set it up was always over 18 and it was always for someone who had just turned 18.

In hindsight, it was pretty tame, at least compared to what you see these days at bachelor parties and whatnot.