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Moldy Roast Beef: Britney gives show for the photogs

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by poindexter, Nov 28, 2006.

  1. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Students of SportsJournalists.com know what happens when Paris wears a thong (think: ass-goiter).
  2. All Britney needs is the big hair and a mouth full of gum and she could be the Queen of Revere.
  3. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    The ony way I'd fuck them is with a couple bags of concrete and a shove off the back of the Staten Island Ferry.
  4. That because you've got teh gey
  5. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    teh gey? Sounds Asian.
  6. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Note to all condom companies: Buy this picture. It'll be the best advertising you've ever had. Men across the planet will associate not using your product with slow, rotting pecker loss.
  7. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    The Playboy pictorial can't be far behind. She's got to do something show her snatch in a better light. Airbrushing and proper poses will make that thing look like a Michaelangelo masterpiece.

    (Oh, and yes, I'm happy to have finally seen the veej and I'd still hit it - real-life chances notwithstanding).
  8. Thong. Yes. It's not that difficult.
  9. RedCanuck

    RedCanuck Active Member

    You. Stole. My. Line.
  10. Big_Space

    Big_Space Member

    all these clowns in this thread would hit it too.

    and I guarantee that snatch is better looking than what you guys lay in bed with.
  11. XXXX

    XXXX Member

    i would DEFINATLY still hit it.

    stop lying to yourselves.
  12. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    While I can only assume, based on your handle, that you have no quams about massive gash, I feel compelled to inform you that you are incorrect in both of your assertions.

    In other words, I wouldn't, and your guarantee ain't worth shit.
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