Moldy Roast Beef: Britney gives show for the photogs

Students of SportsJournalists.com know what happens when Paris wears a thong (think: ass-goiter).

 

All Britney needs is the big hair and a mouth full of gum and she could be the Queen of Revere.

 

The ony way I'd fuck them is with a couple bags of concrete and a shove off the back of the Staten Island Ferry.

 

That because you've got teh gey

 

teh gey? Sounds Asian.

 

Note to all condom companies: Buy this picture. It'll be the best advertising you've ever had. Men across the planet will associate not using your product with slow, rotting pecker loss.

 

The Playboy pictorial can't be far behind. She's got to do something show her snatch in a better light. Airbrushing and proper poses will make that thing look like a Michaelangelo masterpiece.

(Oh, and yes, I'm happy to have finally seen the veej and I'd still hit it - real-life chances notwithstanding).

 

Thong. Yes. It's not that difficult.

 

You. Stole. My. Line.

 

all these clowns in this thread would hit it too.

and I guarantee that snatch is better looking than what you guys lay in bed with.

 

i would DEFINATLY still hit it.

stop lying to yourselves.

 

While I can only assume, based on your handle, that you have no quams about massive gash, I feel compelled to inform you that you are incorrect in both of your assertions.

In other words, I wouldn't, and your guarantee ain't worth shit.