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Moddy Needs To Get Out More - Part 2

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Moderator1, Jun 2, 2007.

  1. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Tonight's never heard of movie: Prime.
    How did I miss an Uma Thurman film?

    It finally ends and even The Queen says, "Christ, I'm glad we don't pay to see movies anymore."

    Am I alone here?
  2. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Nope. When I was in a hotel I had no idea there was a Keira Knightley flick called Domino until I watched that steaming pile of shit on HBO. God that movie sucked.
  3. Jeebus, was that film awful.
  4. Oooh. Speaking of HBO, Scarface is coming on now ...
  5. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    You know a movie is in trouble when the best character in it was played by Mickey Rourke.

    Since 1990, that's the sure sign that you're either watching an utter piece of shit or an equally utter piece of shit Zalman King soft-core porno/non-porno. I can't believe people fuck to those Zalman King movies, they put the boring in boning.

    Back to Domino, it was directed by Tony Scott, so it was bound to suck out loud. Sadly, I didn't discover this until the final credits.
  6. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    Never heard of this movie.
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    What happened to Part 1?
  8. It got out.
    Unfortunately, it went to a Nationals game.
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    So then it came back home whimpering, cowering and muttering 'never again... never again..."?
  10. ...and renting godawful Uma Thurman movies.
  11. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Fortunately, we didn't rent it. It was on one of the 5,390 movie channels we get.

    Part I concerned our discovery of Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Anniston in a movie we'd never heard of - Breakup. Or The Breakup. Or whatever. Saw Jennifer's butt.
  12. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Not at all.

    When I'm with The Queen, she and I never pay for movies, either.
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