Moddy, etc -- need head shaving advice.

I'm about to buy some new clippers. My old set -- Wahl -- lasted about a year before it started going dull.
Any advice on a good new set?

 

No, I already know Moddy's capabilities when it comes to that.

 

Fixed.

 

FWIW: I have a pretty good set of Conair clippers from back in the days when I shaved my head. Spent about $30 for 'em, and they're still good.

 

This thread has not started well, and it will not end well.

 

To review:

MU is going bald
And Moddy sucks dick (I already knew that! [/BibBuckinPoopThrower])

 

Stick with Wahl. I've been using the same clippers for more than 10 years now and they work just as well as the day I bought them.

 

Shit broseph, I've been going bald for five years. I'm also fat.

 

You don't have to be going bald to shave your head. I haven't lost one hair and I still do it. With all the cowlicks on my head, it's the only haircut that works.

 

Had to be sure that post wasnt from BBAM

 

White guys always think they're going to look like Stone Cold Steve Austin. Black guys think they're going to look like Michael Jordan.

They're rarely right.

 

I shaved my head once. I hope I don't lose my hair, because bald, I looked like a giant thumb.