Mmmmm ... dove!

I think if you're from said small town, you're hunting, and you're cooking and drinking around an open fire then you sir, are also a 'neck.

 

I have never denied the redness of my neck, I just try to avoid activities where one can wind up deadernhell. Heck, I haven't even fired a gun in about a decade and haven't hit what I was aiming at in more than two. I just sit on the back porch with the beer and wait for those who can shoot straight to return with the game.