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MLB's all-cokehead team

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Jinga_Thomson, Oct 2, 2006.

  1. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

  2. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Was it Dock or Doc Ellis?
  3. joe king

    joe king Active Member


    And what about Darrell Porter at catcher over Santiago?

    Porter delivered one of the great quotes of all time taling about his drug issues. I wish I could remember it exactly. It was something to the effect of, ``I used to watch other catchers jump around when they got hit by a foul tip and I'd say, `What patsies. That doesn't hurt.' Then I got off drugs and found out it really did.''
  4. HoosierLoser

    HoosierLoser Member

    If Strawberry's on the team, his buddy Eric Davis deserves a spot, too.
  5. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Porter would be on the 70s-80s team.

    In fact, we should break it down to the cocaine era (70s-80s) vs. the steroid era (90s-today) and have a winner-take-all series to determine what era was better.
  6. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    Didn't they play "Roll Out The Barrels" when Porter came to the plate at either Yankee or Shea once?
  7. Gold

    Gold Active Member

    Dock wasn't cocaine, it was LSD. I think he admitted being high when he pitched a no-hitter, and said he was not normal when he hit the first three batters in a game.
  8. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    I'll take Otis Nixon for the block, please.
  9. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Willie Stargell should have a spot on that team.

    Jay Payton should, at the very least, be the fourth outfielder on the 'roids team.

    And the '93 Phillies should win some sort of team award.
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