MLB.com's "Meet Alyssa Milano" contest: Is this ironic?

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/fan_forum/am/2007/index.jsp?%20c_id=mlb&partnerId=160x600_shop_mlb_lad_milanosweeps

Among the ad slogans considered and rejected: "Your favorite ballplayers have screwed Alyssa. Why not you?"

 

IJAG has no idea why she's suddenly so giddy.

 

If you date her are you guaranteed a lifetime of small injuries that ruin your baseball career, yet still allow you to make large sums of money?

 

"Meet the only person with more down time than Yankees pitcher Carl Pavano, sultry actress Alyssa Milano!"

 

No word on whether "the hotel room" can be substituted for "one of the games" as part of the grand prize. 8)

 

No that's just what happens when you sell your soul to the devil.

 

Ha!

The even finer print reads "Intercourse with Milano not guaranteed, but highly likely."

 

Major League Baseball ... Catch The Clap Fever!

 

Um, what's the backstory here? Who/how many players has she been with?

 

I know of one: Hot-Carl Pavano.

 

Brad Penny. Mike Piazza.

 

I already have a lifetime's worth of small injuries and my baseball career never made it past Little League.