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MJ-related gold from The Onion

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by tyler durden 71351, Jan 19, 2007.

  1. tyler durden 71351

    tyler durden 71351 Active Member


    I like the quotes from Screamin' A. and Wilbon.
  2. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    I thought it was going to say MJ got back with Juanita -- just so he could cheat on her. Womanizing isn't as hot and dangerous when you're single.
  3. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Pretty funny stuff in this story.
  4. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    The "he wanted another shot at a ring" line is pretty damn good. The Onion's depth of humor always amazes me. Jamming funny stuff in every nook and cranny. (have fun with the quote function)
  5. Monday Morning Sportswriter

    Monday Morning Sportswriter Well-Known Member

    Ha! Three consecutive children.
  6. Can we all just agree that The Onion represents the pinnacle of journalism?

    P.S. There was an article about this in ESPN. They claimed it was their scoop first.
  7. tyler durden 71351

    tyler durden 71351 Active Member

    I dunno about pinnacle of journalism, but it is the pinnacle of humor in America today.
  8. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    I love the "related story" on the right side of the page: "Augusta National Honors Tiger Woods With Own Drinking Fountain."
  9. patchs

    patchs Active Member

    This one is even better: "Daytona 500 Honors Dale Earnhardt's Memory With Wall Of Fame Across Track"
  10. I thought this was pretty funny:

    Sports Fan On The Street
    On The Annual NFL Offseason Coaching Job Hunt

    "It's an oddly inspiring part of the sports calendar that reminds me that I may be homeless and orally pleasuring strangers for food money, but at least I'm not Dennis Green."

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