Mitch Albom conducts another imaginary interview at the FF

Words fail me.

 

I saw this column this morning. I got four paragraphs into it and had to stop.

A little Mitch is a dangerous thing.

 

Meanwhile, here's a column by Yahoo's Dan Wetzel, that, you know, actually has Tom Izzo talking. And Izzo talks about the problems in the state of Michigan:

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=dw-izzo040109&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

 

That's more than I could handle.

Congrats.

 

It was possibly the worse thing I read all day. And I monitor story chat forums. So that's saying a lot.

 

I didn't realize Tom Izzo's voice could be pulled out of Mitch Albom's ass.

 

Guys at weeklies get no respect.

 

It's a tri-weekly, pal. Get it right.

 

Imagine how much money the paper would save if they fired Albom and hired someone who would actually do a good job.

 

They'd settle for someone who doesn't mail it in every time

 

Mitch failed with them, too.

 

I didn't either, I hope Izzo doesn't find out the hard way when he's brushing his teeth. [/bad rimshot]