Mitch Albom conducts another imaginary interview at the FF

Instead of former Michigan State basketball players who he imagines will show up for a game later in the evening, this time it's an interview with the imaginary entity, "Tom Izzo's voice."

He could have actually done an interview with the OWNER of "Tom Izzo's voice," but then again, that guy might not say all the things Mitch wants him to, to fill in the blanks in the column he's already written.

http://www.freep.com/article/20090403/COL01/904030359/1055/SPORTS07

 

The host on 101.1 WRIF this morning claims, "his throat his horse of course of course" was stolen from his morning show in typical Albom fashion.

 

Good lord. :

 

Maybe the Freep can't get credentials, or pay his mileage to the Final Four.

 

Was Tom Izzo's voice wearing Sparty gear?

 

it was dressed up like a horse, of course. : :

 

He's MITCH ALBOM, dammit. He don't need no steenking credentials.

 

Folks, you can't make stuff like this up.

 

Ugh. I'd rather read a column by Tom Izzo's spleen.

 

I am Mitch's Complete Lack of Shame.

 

I got through half of the first page. That was awful.

 

Any comment would be utter superfluous.