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Missing Meat Alert

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Chef2, Feb 27, 2013.

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  1. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/8995605/report-cops-seek-awol-racing-italian-sausage-milwaukee-brewers-games
     
    Chef2, Feb 27, 2013
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  2. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    Curling, beer tasting and a missing sausage. All this story is missing is cheese and someone nailing a dead dear and it's the most Wisconsin story ever.
     
    bumpy mcgee, Feb 27, 2013
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  3. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    Where the fuck is Mystery Meat? Has anyone checked on him lately?
     
    Uncle.Ruckus, Feb 27, 2013
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  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    He's probably out casing his sausage.
     
    Ace, Feb 27, 2013
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  5. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    He's in a frozen ravioli dinner being served in Italy.
     
    Small Town Guy, Feb 27, 2013
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  6. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Chef I was afraid you lost another appendage when I read the thread title.
     
    Armchair_QB, Feb 27, 2013
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  7. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Somebody at some newspaper/web site is going to write a "hide the sausage" headline on this one.
     
    HejiraHenry, Feb 27, 2013
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  8. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Have they looked in Delaware?
    How about Miss Delaware?
     
    Batman, Feb 27, 2013
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  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    He went to a sausage party. Duh.
     
    Football_Bat, Feb 27, 2013
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  10. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

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    Wanted for questioning.
     
    Batman, Feb 27, 2013
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  11. ifilus

    ifilus Well-Known Member

    Racing sausage no longer a missing link

    http://www.jsonline.com/news/ozwash/after-a-night-of-barhopping-in-cedarburg-the-racing-italian-sausage-is-missing-am8uuq1-193584041.html
     
    ifilus, Feb 27, 2013
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  12. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Two things about this story are completely unsurprising given where it occurred:

    1. The guy who stole the costume wore it to go bar hopping.

    2. The world's largest manufacturer of sauerkraut is headquartered in Wisconsin.
     
    Armchair_QB, Feb 27, 2013
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