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Missing Meat Alert

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Chef2, Feb 27, 2013.

  1. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

  2. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    Curling, beer tasting and a missing sausage. All this story is missing is cheese and someone nailing a dead dear and it's the most Wisconsin story ever.
  3. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    Where the fuck is Mystery Meat? Has anyone checked on him lately?
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    He's probably out casing his sausage.
  5. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    He's in a frozen ravioli dinner being served in Italy.
  6. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Chef I was afraid you lost another appendage when I read the thread title.
  7. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Somebody at some newspaper/web site is going to write a "hide the sausage" headline on this one.
  8. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Have they looked in Delaware?
    How about Miss Delaware?
  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    He went to a sausage party. Duh.
  10. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member


    Wanted for questioning.
  11. ifilus

    ifilus Active Member

    Racing sausage no longer a missing link

  12. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Two things about this story are completely unsurprising given where it occurred:

    1. The guy who stole the costume wore it to go bar hopping.

    2. The world's largest manufacturer of sauerkraut is headquartered in Wisconsin.
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