Miss Teen S Carolina: deep thoughts

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THE BOARD HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN FOR LESS THAN THIS!

 

i have never been so proud to be a u.s. american. butterflies, i tell you, butterflies.

but seriously, she comes across much smarter if you turn down the volume.

 

I just laughed out loud. And we know someone who has a teen daughter who is so into pageants. This is what she aspires to!!

Goodnight U.S. Americans.

 

Wow. Just wow. The transcript is horrible, but the video is so much worse. There is no amount of hot that makes up for that much stupid.

 

Everybody sing.

 

That's exactly the same thought I had. Both are just so hard to watch. But I don't think the "Boom goes the dynamite" kid is necessarily that stupid. He was just thrown into a situation he was nowhere near prepared to handle.

But to botch a question that simple? Anywhere this girl gets in life will be only on her looks.

I can't -- and wouldn't even want to try to -- imagine what conversing with her over dinner on a date would be like. But I'm sure it would be pure torture.

 

Wow, Tony and I agree on something.
It's hard to decide what the worst part of her answer was, but I think it's the repeated references to "The Iraq."

 

I keep having visions of Lewis Black saying "Don't think about this for more than 4 seconds, or blood'll shoot out your nose."

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in the Iraq.

 

Yeah, I didn't find anything wrong with the clip. Then I realized I had my computer audio, like, muted.

But the look on Mario Lopez's face as he's got the mic stuck in her face is priceless.

 

she has legs just like we like 'em around these parts ... come on, ask me.

 

Do not read the transcript, go straight to the clip.
Right now, we have about 10 people in a TV truck in Houston asking what she tried to say.
And that was after the laughing died down.