Miss Teen S Carolina: deep thoughts

Q: Some Americans can't find the USA on a world map why do you think this is?

A:"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our, I, education like such as South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future...for us."

She was third runner up in the Miss Teen USA pageant.

 

man, that really wasn't fair of them to spring such a tricky question on her

 

Ouch. How did that happen?

Ow.

 

I'm not particularly interested in what she has to say

 

"The" Iraq?

 

Maybe she confused it for The Gambia?

 

Or The Ohio State?

 

This is apropos of very little, but that girl's got some serious legs. They're so freaking long.

 

I could sum this up in two words, but I won't because I'm sure there must be some intelligent people in SOUTH CAROLINA! ;D

 

Or all the other Iraqs.
Of course, the president thinks it's Vietnam, so who are we to judge?

 

Like, totally.

 

intelligence is sometimes overrated