Miss Delaware Teen USA swears it isn't her in the porn video, resigns anyway

Great. I like this new role of yours.

Please break down this video for those posters who haven't seen it:

http://www.twogirlsonecup.com/

(uh, NSFW)

 

This was awesome.

I'm still laughing at this.

I noticed this while doing my research on the topic. She seems very unenthusiastic. Must've smoked too much weed or taken lots of pills beforehand.

 

I've never actually seen it. Maybe one day. I'll write about the experience if and when it happens.

 

Are they secretly married?

 

They were having sex.

 

This is the second type of girl Chris Rock mentions in this bit...

http://youtu.be/YIv4phFcAAs?t=1m16s

 

if in the journalism business, that girl would never, ever be allowed to write a hed, much less give one.

 

The 5 minute, 4 second video isn't much different but it has a few better angles, if you're interested in that sort of thing. And not at work.

http://www.hardsextube.com/video/960858/

 

she also makes several more grunting faces, which were edited out of the tease.

 

We have to see Miss Delaware sucking some guy's dick to know for sure.

 

She wasn't too smart about this... Clearly she didn't go to the Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian/Pam Anderson school of "Oops, I made a sex tape with my spouse/boyfriend and I don't know how it got out there..." I'm outraged, but since I can't stop the Internet, I've sold the rights to it for six or seven figures..."

 

That is an outstanding point.