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Miss Delaware Teen USA swears it isn't her in the porn video, resigns anyway

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by LongTimeListener, Feb 26, 2013.

  1. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    I don't give a shit about NSFW. The next time you link me to porn involving a condom, though, you better fucking warn me.
     
  2. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    Bullshit. That's a solid Tennessee.
     
  3. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    I haven't seen the video, but is it true that the guy Dover?
     
  4. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    Her next flick will be a lesbian oral short called Mississippi.
     
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    There'll now be guys Biden their time for a shot at her.
     
  6. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    It's not.
     
  7. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    No, but his ass was swinging like a screen door in a hurricane.
    [/obscure Simpsons reference]
     
  8. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    How can you be certain it's Miss Delaware?
    You can plow through her in 15 minutes, and at the end you have to pay a $5 toll.
     
  9. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    Hey, it's not my fault one of them has an STD.
     
  10. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    An Appraisal of a 1 Minute, 43 Second Pornography Teaser

    Her eyes betray excitement. It's the first moment of visual contact with our lovely Melissa King, one-off pornography star and abdicated Miss Delaware Teen USA. She's sitting on a hotel bed, in a small blue dress with a white belt. She's asked how old she is. "I'm 18." Then her eyes flash the look as she cracks a smile. Melissa King wants to be fucked.

    King hasn't been fucked before an international audience, though. At least, she hasn't to the knowledge of anyone anywhere. And when the fucking begins, with her under-the-breath statement that "I like to be on top" cutting to a scene of her riding the cock of a man who has inordinately tan lower legs, she shows her inexperience.

    The 30 seconds in which we watch Hill riding cowgirl seem straight out of a couple's home video. Her rounded buttocks show great promise, and she takes the large penis like she has taken a large penis before. But there's no engagement, visually or orally, for the audience to enjoy. And there's a condom. Be ready for the condom, its glistening lubrication drawing more attention to the penis than ever is necessary. The camera never changes angles despite almost certainly being held by a third person, and Hill remains mostly quiet as she swivels her modest hips and rounded buttocks.

    Then there's a cut. The editing of this teaser hinged on her line about her favorite position, but things are about to get rather inartful, as shown with a cut to Hill still in her dress. The dress is cute and perfect for pornography, providing easy access to key points and a good color to balance her skin tones.

    But the cut goes to her mid-fellatio. She has her right hand on the shaft, blocking the camera's path like she received no instruction at all. She doesn't get it down far, but she is doing the Lord's work and doing it well enough to satisfy any suitor. The single gulp was appreciated.

    The next cut is to her still wearing her dress. Now the skirt has been lifted up to provide that easy access addressed before. And what we have is the money scene. Hill has a striking girl-next-door quality, and she is at her best when taking it from behind with her skirt lifted up around her midriff. From this position, she lets out natural whimpers, just loud enough to make any man feel as though he is doing his job. The cameraman also remembers he exists for this scene, providing us with several angles on a relatively clean sweep across the bed. Hill keeps her head down and puts in work, the American way.

    And we return to fellatio. We're in a different position entirely this time, moving from the right of the bed to the left. Hill is naked now, for the first time in this clip since the cowgirl entry. She is holding the shaft with one hand and rubbing the scrotum with the other, but enough of her face is visible to display the penis' entry into her narrow but inviting lips. Her cheeks pucker in and out. The improvement is noticeable. The first blowjob came before she was comfortable. Now, she's been fucked. She's licking her own vaginal fluid off that penis and enjoying every minute.

    The closing shot provides the key detail we had been missing. Hill's legs are pinned back, knees together as her vagina is penetrated in missionary position. She seems uncomfortable in the hold, and the sighs betray that discomfort more than enjoyment. But we finally get a decent view of her small, supple and pale breasts. The tan lines are obvious from this angle, a sign of a beauty queen out of her element being fully nude. As it ends, her arms lay lifeless.
     
  11. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    Gawker's post has a link to the five-minute version, FYI.
     
  12. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Maybe in a few hours, before bed.
     
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