Miss America 2008

Aw no ... the baton twirler doesn't get to twirl ... Damn you, Clinton Kelly! (I still love you, though)

 

Miss Utah was stunning. Wow. And she got booted off early. I don't care about all that other stuff; She was beautfiul.

 

Wow, this dance is terrible. Make this stop.

 

Top to bottom ... dearth of talent.

 

A fiddler? Where are her tap shoes? Wait ... that's not how a fiddle is supposed to sound.

 

I just turned it on during the Indiana talent performance. But I've been less than whelmed.

 

The reality show is mindless, even by the standards of reality shows. The whole "top three/bottom three" thing is ridiculous; there's no penalty.

I understand the producers are trying everything they can to make Miss America as relevant in 2008 as it was in 1958, but it's just not happening.

And yes, Miss Utah is stunning and she's more than a set of breasts on a body. She's an Army veteran.

 

Props to Miss Utah for that, too. And she has her own website
http://www.army.mil/gijill/

 

"We're trying to modern our image?"

 

Such as.

 

Oh yeah, you're a great role model for the youth of America. You're not all that hot, and not all that smart either.

 

I would so follow orders.