Mile High Club verboten on Southwest Airlines

"You're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history"

 

http://www.milehighclub.com/

 

... THAT's funny.

(Great film)

 

My ex-girlfriend claimed to have given a handjob on a plane heading from London to New York.

Carry on.

 

Would that help prevent jet lag? ;D

 

You're not helping Bubbler out with his pets, are you?

 

UPDATE: Man's lawyer claims client was sick and his actions were "misinterpreted."

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/15/sex.plane.ap/index.html

Maybe he mistook the woman's vagina for a barf bag.

 

Ace, I mean this in all sincerity: you're way too fuckin' funny to be a liberal.
Great post.

 

"Please ensure your tray table, seatback and you-know-what are in their fully upright and locked positions."

 

I once asked the telemarketer trying to sell my a Delta American Express Gold Club card if should could help me in joining the Mile High Club. She had no clue what I was talking about, but my roomate and I were howling.