Mike Huckabee is our next president

It's all over.

From: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2007/10/chuck-norris-we.html

You can't beat Chuck Norris

 

Watch the ad:

 

Chuck Norris doesn't endorse presidential candidates, he decides which ones he will allow to live.

 

I like Huckabee and now I'm scared. Any connection between a contender in anything and the word "Texas Ranger" is bound for no good.

Damn it. Huckabee was a good candidate too.

 

Other than the fact that he seemed keen on using an old book of Jewish fairytales to help mold policy, including dictating what a woman can do with her body, yes.

 

Oh shit. Here we go.....

Would you PREFER Aesop?

 

Call me old-fashioned, but I'd prefer using a presidential daily briefing that said "Bin Laden determined to strike in U.S." to help mold policy.

 

If Norris really wanted Huckabee to get elected, he'd put his name on the ticket as his VP under the platform of "Elect huckabee/NORRIS: Get rid of terrorists with roundhouse kicks."

 

Loved the ad.

 

Gee, who's Ted Nugent endorsing? Wang, dang, sweet putang!

 

The Dems will make Wayne Dumond Huck's running mate faster than you can say Jack Robinson.

 

bullshit. Huckabee wants to have nothing to do with the Jews. He believes we're all heathens going to hell because we don't accept Jesus.
Besides, Jewish law allows abortion in cases where the mother's life is at stake, Huckabee doesn't. Jewish law believes life does not begin at conception, Huckabee does.