Mid-life crisis, Part 1: I need those sunglasses

If there's one thing on this earth that I will pay top-dollar for, it's sunglasses.

Nothing beats a pair of functional, comfortable, durable sunglasses.

 

And if you buy cheap ones, you should be punched in the mouth.

 

But my cheap ones ARE functional, comfortable and durable. Take that!!!

 

The cheaper my sunglasses are, the less likely I am to lose them, leave them in a hotel room, sit on them or otherwise break them.

 

You're beautiful.

 

I had a pair of Ray-Ban Aviators in college.

They made me look like a freaking bug ... so, yeah, they weren't worth the $150 I spent.

 

These guys beg to differ.

 

I pretty much forget mine all the time, so I just buy new ones. I probably have 10 different pairs, some from Walmart, some from the 'compare to real designers!' stands in the malls, etc. Never paid over like $15 for them.

 

I think "midlife crisis" is like "milf;" has to be over 40.

 

James Garner is almost as cool as Steve McQueen, but not quite. That movie is about 90 kinds of awesome though. It would be 900 kinds of awesome if not for the melodramatic Eve Saint Marie subplot and stupid way she exited the movie.

 

Awesome.

 

Go get yourself some cheap sunglasses.