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microwave popcorn: satan's snack

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by writing irish, Sep 5, 2007.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Put some Tabasco in it.

    Yum
     
  2. OTD

    OTD Well-Known Member

    We rarely eat microwave popcorn. We got this thing that pops regular popcorn in the microwave. Works great, and it's much cheaper than the microwave stuff.

    Microwave popcorn always smells good, but you eat and you kind of feel the toxins going through your bloodstream.
     
  3. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Yeah, people are idiots because they like popcorn. That's what I said. I hope to hell you're not a reporter.
     
  4. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    What I can't stand about microwave popcorn is that there's no room for error. Leave it in a second or two too long, it's burnt, a second or two too short and a ton of unpopped kernels.
     
  5. Bruhman

    Bruhman Active Member

    If it's not kettle korn, you can have it ;D

    I've been spoiled by Orville Redenbacher's Kettle Korn.

    Except at the movies, of course. Butter it halfway through and again once it's full, please.
     
  6. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member


    Mmmmm kettle corn.

    I haven't tried the microwave kind. But actual kettle corn? Best. Thing. Ever.
     
  7. pallister

    pallister Guest

    I had a microwavable bag of cancer just today. Luckily only half the kernels popped.
     
  8. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    This is awesome. There's already a lawfirm with a FAQ about popcorn lung! Wonder if we'll hear more from them soon ...

    http://www.butterflavoringlunginjury.com/faq.htm
     
  9. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Of course you're with Yawn. Colour me surprised.

    Yeah, because drawing attention to potentially unsafe food is a sure symptom of the Nanny State.

    You are probably still fuming over the banning of transfats because it was in food "you liked".

    Just out of curiosity, do you think the FDA is part of the "food/drink police"?
     
  10. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    You're on blast.
     
  11. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I'm with you, I have an air popper.

    The only issue is putting butter on it almost disintegrates it.
     
  12. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Hondo is still mad at noted It Takes A Village-ite, Upton Sinclair.

    The Jungle. What a bunch of muckracking nonsense. We're a nation of pussies.
     
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