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Microsoft patents 'Avoid Ghetto' feature for GPS

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by MisterCreosote, Jan 6, 2012.

  1. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

  2. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Well, Microsoft didn't call it that. The TV station did.
     
  3. McNuggetsMan

    McNuggetsMan Member

    Yeah I can't find the word "ghetto" anywhere in the patent application.
     
  4. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    No, but it plays "In the Ghetto" if you get close...
     
  5. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I wonder if the GPS will explode if you drive through some lovely area like Anacostia, East Palo Alto or East St. Louis.
     
  6. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    You really do not need a GPS for that. As Chris Rock said if you are on Martin Luther King Blvd you know you are in a bad neighborhood.
     
  7. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    In 50 yards, turn right.

    In 25 yards, turn right.

    In 10 yards, squeal wheels and turn right FAST.


    BTW, will the baby selling crack on the street corner be one of the local landmarks?
     
  8. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    "In a half mile, turn left and drive as fast as you can for 2.7 miles..."
     
  9. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Hey muthafuc.... what the fu.. are you turning here for?Ya trying to get yourself killed.
     
  10. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    If you ask it directions...

    "MAN, FUCK YOUR MAMA!"
     
  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Yes, as will that restaurant called "Riiib Tip."
    Wait, fuck that, you don't wanna go that way.
     
  12. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member



    Dyn-o-mite!
     
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