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Michelle Wie to tee it up vs. men ... again

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TwoGloves, Jul 21, 2008.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    So the answer is to go play in another PGA Tour event? Ma and Pa Wie ... you guys are total morons.
     
  2. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    But isn't she a winner if she tries really hard before shooting 90?
     
  3. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Of course she is. Then she gets a trophy and the whole gang goes to Dairy Queen.
     
  4. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    I hope Michelle Wie walks up to the first tee, turns around 180 degrees, drives the ball straight through the window of the clubhouse, grabs her bag, tosses it in the nearest water hazard, and immediately files suit against her parents for egregrious and willful career mismanagement, demanding return of every goddamn dime they took before she turned 18, declares she's repudiating all the contracts signed on her behalf under the age of 18, and informing her parents if they want to talk to her, they should have their lawyers call her lawyers.
     
  5. Second Thoughts

    Second Thoughts Active Member

    She'll cop out with an "injury" after shooting a 91 and every sports section in America running a separate story on her round.

    When will this freak show end?
     
  6. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    The girl can't win women's events. This is ridiculous. There are plenty of other women's golfers I would rather see compete with men than Wie. Arghh. This is so maddening. Full of fail.
     
  7. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Squared.
     
  8. trifectarich

    trifectarich Well-Known Member

    The FIRST thing she ought to do at the Reno event, even before she tees up a ball on her first tee, is sign her scorecard right then and there.
     
  9. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    "You only cover us when we play against men or forget to sign the scorecard!"
     
  10. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    You have a lot of faith that she can put it through the window.
     
  11. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Forget Dairy Queen. How about a Fresca?
     
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