Michael Vick's fun times continue

Cops searching Virginia property

http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sports/index.html

 

For those who, like me, don't want to go through all the questions on the AJC site to get to its story, here's a story from the TV station that originated the story:

 

Let me guess? Pit Bulls?

I guess he was too busy getting ready for his flight to DC to make sure the nephew was taking care of them.

Maybe Pacman can take care of the dogs for the next year.

Could Vick have been trying to throw cans of dog food at them, but only about 50 percent were being completed?

I'm guessing the dogs had enough water... from water bottles.

Was the guy living there named Ron Mexico?

God, I can go no for days making fun of this guy.

Is someone at the NFL offices just shaking their head trying to think if this fits in the new policy?

Should they include child neglect in the policy too?

 

Should make it fit for general principle if nothing else... he's like a dumb man's Pacman Jones

 

I just heard on the radio that chickens bred for cockfighting were also found on the property.

 

Maybe he's being traded to the Saints.

 

Vick's balls are so close to the bandsaw.

Maybe soon, he will actually be caught, and the Falcons can get out of that contract and let that no good piece of trash go.

I don't care if he's never been convicted of anything. He's a bad, bad person who makes $100 million to play a game, and it's not right. Something will stick to him at some point ... hopefully before someone gets hurt.

 

Full details (via Deadspin): http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/11312/VA/US/

 

From that link:

Good thing he has a cousin to take the fall for this.

 

It must be trouble-with-animals day for Michael:

 

The hell, Mikey? Pay the damn fine. You make that much picking your nose on the sidelines.

 

Can't we just throw him and his brother in jail?