Michael Irvin: 'I Love My Dead Gay Brother!'

Huh.

 

Or shirtless pics of Michael Irvin. Mmmmmm.

 

Just trying to connect the dots for those who didn't know.

 

When I see pictures of the Death Star and Harrison Ford dressed as Han Solo, I think of "Star Wars"

 

When I see a young girl frolicking with a lion, a scarecrow and a tin man, I think of the Wizard of Oz.

(still never seen it)

 

WTF???!!!

This is waaaaay more egregious than chris jones never reading gary smith. at least that had the smith vs. jones centuries-long feud going for it. but to have never seen 'the wizard of oz'??!! that's just not right, my little pretty....

SportsJournalists.com MUST have a 'w.o.o.' outing/intervention for ijag.

 

We need an intervention for IJAG.

 

Anyone remember the Troy Aikman is Gay rumors years back? I remember the ESPN special on gay athletes and they had Leigh Steinberg talking about how they tend to date high-profile females to keep the rumors at bay...in the background of that shot was a Cowboys helmet. I wondered if that was a message since he was going through a list including Faith Hill, Lorrie Morgan and even some soap star.

 

Troy Boy is available again, Dusty. You know you want him. Those dreamy blue eyes and tight buttocks ....

 

Nah. But I do love him in so far as his name has helped me sell about $6,000 in memorabilia during his Cowboys heyday. The use of the word "love" will get the jabs going.

That's a little better than the money I earned off Nolan Ryan's name...only because I didn't have enough of the phone books he was on front of that were going for $250 each when they were given to people for free.

 

maybe so. but you can't know until you've seen it. so, ijag needs this intervention.