Michael Irvin: 'I Love My Dead Gay Brother!'

Good for him. But him saying the 1990s Cowboys would've welcomed a gay athlete into the locker room? That's stretching it.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/sportatorium/2011/07/michael_irvin_runs_his_out_rou.php#more

 

That is an outstanding thread title. I'm going to go drink some mineral water right now.

Yeah I don't see Leon Lett and the boys welcoming a gay teammate. But with Irvin's no-limit sexual escapades, I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out he dabbled.

 

One gay teammate on the 1990s Cowboys = one less guy competing for hookers and groupies. I think they'd be OK with that (especially if said teammate chipped in his fair share of money for "party supplies" at The White House).

 

Bob Crane: What is that on my ass?
John Carpenter: That is my hand.
Bob Crane: Rubbing my ass?
John Carpenter: So what?
Bob Crane: Your fingers are up my cheeks. What you doing in there?
John Carpenter: lt's an orgy, Bob.
Bob Crane: So you can just touch my ass?
John Carpenter: I thought you liked it. - I thought it was her! God! What's the difference?
Bob Crane: The difference? You got your fingers up my asshole!
John Carpenter: Sorry.
Bob Crane: Fuck you very much.
John Carpenter: Bob, I said I'm sorry... It's a group grope!

 

I'd agree with this. I'm sure as coked up as he was at times, he couldn't remember what or who he had relations with.

 

I wonder if his brother was Irvin's fashion consultant when he wore the full body fur to his cocaine trial.

 

Or that mustard yellow suit.

 

So are you saying maybe Skip Bayless was focusing his efforts on trying to out the wrong Cowboy?

 

Corn nuts!!!

 

We need more gay threads around here.

 

BQ!

 

Substitute 'Brother' with 'Son' and I get a flashback to the 1989 movie "Heathers" starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMroWnWIqs0&feature=related