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Michael Irvin: 'I Love My Dead Gay Brother!'

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Football_Bat, Jul 13, 2011.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Good for him. But him saying the 1990s Cowboys would've welcomed a gay athlete into the locker room? That's stretching it.

  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    That is an outstanding thread title. I'm going to go drink some mineral water right now.

    Yeah I don't see Leon Lett and the boys welcoming a gay teammate. But with Irvin's no-limit sexual escapades, I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out he dabbled.
  3. rmanfredi

    rmanfredi Active Member

    One gay teammate on the 1990s Cowboys = one less guy competing for hookers and groupies. I think they'd be OK with that (especially if said teammate chipped in his fair share of money for "party supplies" at The White House).
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Bob Crane: What is that on my ass?
    John Carpenter: That is my hand.
    Bob Crane: Rubbing my ass?
    John Carpenter: So what?
    Bob Crane: Your fingers are up my cheeks. What you doing in there?
    John Carpenter: lt's an orgy, Bob.
    Bob Crane: So you can just touch my ass?
    John Carpenter: I thought you liked it. - I thought it was her! God! What's the difference?
    Bob Crane: The difference? You got your fingers up my asshole!
    John Carpenter: Sorry.
    Bob Crane: Fuck you very much.
    John Carpenter: Bob, I said I'm sorry... It's a group grope!
  5. printdust

    printdust New Member

    I'd agree with this. I'm sure as coked up as he was at times, he couldn't remember what or who he had relations with.
  6. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I wonder if his brother was Irvin's fashion consultant when he wore the full body fur to his cocaine trial.
  7. printdust

    printdust New Member

    Or that mustard yellow suit.
  8. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    So are you saying maybe Skip Bayless was focusing his efforts on trying to out the wrong Cowboy?
  9. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Corn nuts!!!
  10. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    We need more gay threads around here.
  11. Mark McGwire

    Mark McGwire Member

  12. fossywriter8

    fossywriter8 Well-Known Member

    Substitute 'Brother' with 'Son' and I get a flashback to the 1989 movie "Heathers" starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater.

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