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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Drip, Dec 17, 2008.

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  1. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    It's a week before Christmas and I have not seen Santa Claus in any stores that I have shopped at. Have others seen the jolly fat guy in the red and white snow suit?
  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    They usually don't hire Santas for sex shops.
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Only in AmeriKKKa.
  4. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    What about the naughty little elves?
  5. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    I heard most malls' HR departments have been real busy lately, so they just didn't get around to hiring Santas.
  6. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    They could come in the back door, you know.
  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    We don't take too kindly to midgets at Pete's Cheese, Taxidermy & Anal Lube Emporium.

    (We're located in some part of northern Wisconsin. Bubbler can give you directions.)
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    And have a Happy Missing Ho-Ho-Ho's Day
  9. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    "Paper Planes" really gets on my nerves too.
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