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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Drip, Dec 17, 2008.

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  1. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    It's a week before Christmas and I have not seen Santa Claus in any stores that I have shopped at. Have others seen the jolly fat guy in the red and white snow suit?
     
    Drip, Dec 17, 2008
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  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    They usually don't hire Santas for sex shops.
     
    zeke12, Dec 17, 2008
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  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Only in AmeriKKKa.
     
    BYH, Dec 17, 2008
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  4. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    What about the naughty little elves?
     
    three_bags_full, Dec 17, 2008
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  5. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    I heard most malls' HR departments have been real busy lately, so they just didn't get around to hiring Santas.
     
    deskslave, Dec 17, 2008
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  6. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    They could come in the back door, you know.
     
    three_bags_full, Dec 17, 2008
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  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    We don't take too kindly to midgets at Pete's Cheese, Taxidermy & Anal Lube Emporium.

    (We're located in some part of northern Wisconsin. Bubbler can give you directions.)
     
    zeke12, Dec 17, 2008
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  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    And have a Happy Missing Ho-Ho-Ho's Day
     
    dooley_womack1, Dec 17, 2008
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  9. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    "Paper Planes" really gets on my nerves too.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Dec 17, 2008
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