Merry Christmas to one and all

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it's a sad day for my, chickie, when i can't make the cut. good thing casty and spnited are dear friends of mine.

merry christmas anyway

a heartbroken shockey

 

My mom's dial-up drives me insane, and she never cleans out the cookies and shit, so it's slow as could be. There is a 24-hour Kinkos a mile away. I go there after everyone else has gone to sleep.

 

I don't have room for all the guys I love on here!

Sorry Shockey.

 

A Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone on the board.

 

That's it. I'm gonna have to do a Top 10 geezer list too

6. Shockey
7. Moddy
8. Novelist_Wannabe
9. Armchair Quarterback
10. The Big Ragu

 

Jesus, Sportschick, Ragu is gonna bomb your house. Geezer? The guy just started shaving.

 

My God, behind spnited? The dude hit puberty the same time as the T. Rex, for Christ's sake.

If you don't think I'm cool, SC, why don't you just say so. Because this is making me feel a lot like the employee who gets a $5 gift card the day after Christmas.

Or, you could just pull out one of the following excuses that I heard from girls in high school who did not want to date me:

1.) "You're too good a friend! I dont want to ruin our friendship!"
2.) "You're like my brother!"
3.) "You're like my sister!"
4.) "You're kidding, right?"
5.) "What part of not if you were the last man on Earth don't you understand?"
6.) "I don't care if you bid $872.44 at the cheerleaders fundraiser for a dance with me, NO!!!"



Merry Christmas, SC. You're still one of my two favorite metal chicks on the board, though farmerjerome has surged past you in the last day or so. :-*

 

the squeaky wheels get oiled. at our age, we'll take it. right. fellas?

 

......and after all the times I stood up for you and your Def Leppard obsession.........

shows what thanks I get.

 

Chef... you're on my list, though.

 

Don't worry Chef. You'll probably be in her top three "guys 30 or older who have just seen a dead body for the first time" list.