"Merry Christmas from all the George Bushes"

Judging by the size of the kids in that picture (W was born in 1946, Jeb in 1953, Neil in 1955, Marvin in 1956 and Dorothy in 1959), I'm guessing this photo is from around 1970. That means that Barbara Bush is 45 years old in this picture.

Some people are always old.

 

Holy shit, Babs Bush in that photo is a dead-on lock for Aunt Bee from the "Andy Griffith Show."

 

So, W's got a butt going, but the question is, is Marvin flipping off the camera?

 

This raises some questions ...

-- Is Neil Bush grabbing his mom's ass?
-- Did George W. Bush's animosity towards the UN begin because no one heeded the UNICEF message in the card and just sent him some Salem's?
-- Is Jeb Bush half of the seminal 70s band Bread?
-- Did Dorothy Bush star as Audrey in National Lampoon's European Vacation?
-- Did they finish third to the Partridge Family and the Brady Bunch in the battle of the family bands?

 

At least I'm not the only one who thought something weird was going on in that pic. Personally, it looked like he had the shocker grin on his face.

 

Why are all the boys' ties thrown over their shoulders?

 

Why are these people smiling?

 

Perhaps that's a reefer in W's hand.

 

I thought he was treating Babs' purse like an S&L.