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Merry Christmas Everyone!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Moderator1, Dec 25, 2019.

  1. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    We went to the commercial break, now time for Vin to come polish her off.
    @Batman .......get to crackin.
  2. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

    Are we sure that wasn’t plagiarized from Bubbler? That’s something he’d write.
  3. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    I can assure you that anything Bubbler would write would be miles funnier than anything I would write.
    In fact, I still chuckle whenever I think back to his post about Orvile Redenbacher picking up prostitutes or something along those lines and said "Alright bitches, get in the tub. You're on the clock.'
    That was actually my sig for a long time.
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  4. jlee

    jlee Well-Known Member

    It has to be said...

    You magnificent bastard.
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  5. Slacker

    Slacker Well-Known Member

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  6. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member

    Yeah. It's everything it's cracked up to be.
  7. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    What? A 3-some?
    Without going into Dear Penthouse territory, spill the Tostitos.
  8. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member


    Especially when she’s “all in”. Perhaps a better phrase works here.

    None of the delightful details will follow.

    We spent a couple hours trying to “pick up” a civilian but, eventually, we settled on a professional as midnight approached.
    It’s like hiring a roofer — you want it done right the first time.
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  9. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Mary Christmas.
  10. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    One of my friends claimed he bought two professional’s time after winning $8,000 at craps.

    He also said that another time he went through his bankroll — and then all his money, leaving with just his plane ticket home and two days to go. McCarran apparently becomes uncomfortable if you’re stuck there for two days.
  11. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member

    McCarran is the best airport to land at. The worst one when your waiting to leave.
  12. OscarMadison

    OscarMadison Well-Known Member

    Watching this reportage with a sense of awe and a frisson of horrified fascination. I admire people who plan to come to the end of their run having completely worn their meat puppets to nubbins. Having written that, this thread also makes me feel grateful for takeout Chinese, ESPN, good books, and warm, comfy at-homeitude.
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