Men Who Bang Goats

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I'm sure Hamas will claim Israeli dirty tricks.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=163_1406607204

 

Same footage ... posted last fall, claiming its a US Drone capturing Taliban playing Love Ewe.

 

At a tent revival meeting in rural America, preacher bellows, "Has anyone had sex with a ghost?" Farmer raises his hand, gets called to the pulpit. Preacher repeats the question. Horrified, the famer exclaims, "Oh! I thought you said with a goat."

 

A young man is walking down by the docks and decides to stop and have a beer. He walks into a bar and sees a grizzled old fisherman, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, “Hey, old timer, why the long face?”

The old man looks at him and points out the window. “See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me Simon the dockbuilder? No, no."

The old man continued: “And see that ship out there? I’ve been fishing these waters for going on 35 years! But do they call me Simon the fisherman? No, no.”

The old man starts to cry again. “But you fuck one goat … ”

 

Approves.