Men wearing swimbriefs

This query falls into the category "If You Have To Ask, You Already Know The Answer"

 

Swimming aside, the only reason men wear speedos is to show off their package. Period. We briefly lived at a condo while searching for a house in our new town.... old man at the pool, in speedos, every day. Gets up one day to totter back to his house... one of his testicles was hanging out of the speedo. Little ID was three at the time and didn't know.....I was beyond repulsed.

 

This thread is useless without pictures.





Of provably, demonstrably hot men wearing swimbriefs. 8)

 

I ran into a drunk gal many moons ago at Talladega with pretty much the same problem.

 

C'mon, this is a no-brainer. Men who have the body should wear swimbriefs (tights ones, please). Of course, the boardshorts can be super cute on a hot bod as well.

I'd think you guys would follow the same philosophy for women -- you wouldn't want to see Roseanne Barr in a bikini, would you?

 

What's the point unless you are training for the Olympics?

 

This guy can wear tiniest of swimbriefs at all time. Course he also looks cute clothed.

 

This guy, however, should wear never be caught in swimbriefs again!

 

Real men wear boardshorts because real men aren't showboating 'bags ... even if they can get away with it.

 

There is a beach near here that is popular with gay men. My sister-in-law was visiting for a weekend and my wife and her go to the beach. It's a hot day, all the beaches are crowded. They haul their shit hundreds of yards up the shoreline until they finally find an empty-enough spot. Sister looks at my wife and says, "We are the only women on this beach and all the guys are wearing banana hammocks."