Memo to kids in Columbus, Ohio ... don't egg cars

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,414545,00.html

I know that egging cars does not carry the death penalty. But with two deaths related to egging in Columbus, Ohio, you'd think kids find another nocturnal activity.

 

Re: Memo to kids in Columbis, Ohio ... don't egg cars

Why does it take kids dying to tell kids it's a stupid thing to do to begin with?

 

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It's all a yolk till someone loses a life.

 

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Close this thread now, you ain't getting better than that one.

 

Re: Memo to kids in Columbis, Ohio ... don't egg cars

Well, Columbis isn't that big of a city.

Columbus on the other hand? Big city.

 

Re: Memo to kids in Columbis, Ohio ... don't egg cars

What do they tell the kids in Columbus?

 

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They tell them to make sure they don't spell Columbus with an "i" instead of a "u" because the latter makes them look silly.

 

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Also, that no matter how hard they work, no matter how hard they'll try, they'll always get their ass kicked by an SEC team at the end of the year.

 

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But who would dot the I when the Columbis State band takes the field at the Horseshoe?

 

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Hopefully they'll have received comprehensive sex education instead of abstinence-only programs before partaking in another nocturnal activity.

 

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Farmers. They won the coin flip with the truckers.

 

Re: Memo to kids in Columbis, Ohio ... don't egg cars

The kid who throws the egg out of the stands and splats it right there every damn time!