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Memo to kids in Columbus, Ohio ... don't egg cars

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by hondo, Sep 1, 2008.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,414545,00.html

    I know that egging cars does not carry the death penalty. But with two deaths related to egging in Columbus, Ohio, you'd think kids find another nocturnal activity.
     
  2. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Re: Memo to kids in Columbis, Ohio ... don't egg cars

    Why does it take kids dying to tell kids it's a stupid thing to do to begin with?
     
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Re: Memo to kids in Columbis, Ohio ... don't egg cars

    It's all a yolk till someone loses a life.
     
  4. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Re: Memo to kids in Columbis, Ohio ... don't egg cars

    Close this thread now, you ain't getting better than that one.
     
  5. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Re: Memo to kids in Columbis, Ohio ... don't egg cars

    Well, Columbis isn't that big of a city.

    Columbus on the other hand? Big city.
     
  6. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Re: Memo to kids in Columbis, Ohio ... don't egg cars

    What do they tell the kids in Columbus?
     
  7. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Re: Memo to kids in Columbis, Ohio ... don't egg cars

    They tell them to make sure they don't spell Columbus with an "i" instead of a "u" because the latter makes them look silly.
     
  8. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Re: Memo to kids in Columbis, Ohio ... don't egg cars

    Also, that no matter how hard they work, no matter how hard they'll try, they'll always get their ass kicked by an SEC team at the end of the year.
     
  9. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Re: Memo to kids in Columbis, Ohio ... don't egg cars

    But who would dot the I when the Columbis State band takes the field at the Horseshoe?
     
  10. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Re: Memo to kids in Columbis, Ohio ... don't egg cars

    Hopefully they'll have received comprehensive sex education instead of abstinence-only programs before partaking in another nocturnal activity.
     
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Re: Memo to kids in Columbis, Ohio ... don't egg cars

    Farmers. They won the coin flip with the truckers.
     
  12. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Re: Memo to kids in Columbis, Ohio ... don't egg cars

    The kid who throws the egg out of the stands and splats it right there every damn time!
     
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