Megan Fox IS SINGLE!

1992, here I come. ...

 

But Brian Austin Green is still single right?

 

Yeah. He's depressed, though, so he's gonna hang out with Douglas Emerson, who'll maybe try on a cowboy hat and play in his father's study. You know ... for old time's sake.

 

As long as he's not clean-shaven, I think we've still got a match.

 

Hmmm ...



looks kinda like

 

Oh my God. If THAT Very Special Episode of Saved By The Bell had been made, Mikey would not exist right now.

 

You're out of your mind, Dickens Cider. Douglas was a dork, and, well, Zack was not. There's the tan, the hair and the look. And none of Zack's friends blew their brains away.

If I remember it right, that was a very good episode of 90210, though. I'll have to borrow it from the ex. I did buy it for her, after all.

 

I don't honestly know how I'd be if not for that show and character, and I'm dead serious.

What was this thread about?

 

How do you know? I'll bet Pete or Moose has eaten a bullet by now.

 

Big Pete? No. If anyone did it, it was Milton. One fat joke too many will get even the cheeriest cake-eater to take the plunge.

 

You as a kidnapper, I think.

 

I returned most of them. I don't know what your problem is.