Megan Fox IS SINGLE!

I've gotta get myself a kid.

 

Somebody explain the birds and bees to Mike. I'm about to hit the sack.

 

I've got a keen eye, and I can run pretty well. I'll steal myself one if need be.

 

That was good for an actual laugh out loud.
Now you are getting nowhere near my kid ever.

 

And the favor is returned.

True story: Back in college, my girlfriend and I were eating at Taco Bell, and she saw a kid. She said, "Oh, I want a baby." I looked at her and said, "Well, I can get you pregnant if you want." She glared back at me and said, "I don't want you to touch me. I want you to steal that kid."

 

Hate to break your heart, Killick, but Megan actually isn't single anymore. She did dump 90210 boy, but she's been with another star for a few months, which will come out next week.

Developing...

 

But Brian Austin Green is still single, right? Come on, STG, we look out for our own around here, and BYH deserves at least that.

 

Is it me?

 

Brad Renfro.

 

SportsJournalists.com: Where no joke has ever been used too many times.

 

It's part of my audition to earn commenting privileges at deadspin.

 

That really made me laugh.

I saw a video about evil people like you a few years ago.