Megan Fox as Catwoman?

Ugh.
But I'll take Fox over Cher.

 

I think Batman and Catwoman are in the same ballpark age-wise, right?

Catwoman is not a kid. She is a 30-something woman IIRC.

 

She is...

I agree that the villain parts don't have to go to A-listers. As you point out, Cillian Murphy was outstanding in the first one.

But, I would argue that Riddler, Joker, Penguin and Catwoman are all parts that would need to go to a pretty big star.

Just my opinion.

 

I'll be seriously pissed if they do a Penguin and it's not Philip Seymour Hoffman. I can't think of anyone else who'd do close to as good of a job in that role.

 

Hmm, let's see. A movie that has no script, no story, no villains, no pre-production date and no budget has already cast its female heroine and let it leak to the same British tabloid that said Eddie Murphy was cast as the Riddler a month ago.

Wake me when Megan actually ends up in a trailer or on a Taco Bell chalupa wrapper and I'll believe it.

 

When Public Enemies came out, there was a little buzz about Marion Cotillard being interested in the Selina Kyle/Catwoman role. It wouldn't be unheard of for Nolan to go with a little-known actress instead of a big name like Jolie.

 

I heard they were in talks with Frank Caliendo.

 

As Dan Rather would say, this story is shakier than a Mexican space shuttle.

 

Nolan: Megan, would you like to screen test for the part of Catwoman?

Fox: I would love to.

Nolan: Great. Now if I could just get someone to suck my cock, I could figure out when that might be. But right now, my schedule is really packed.

Fox: (sound of Nolan's balls tickling Fox's chin)

Nolan: I'll let your agent know how it went, sugarcakes.

 

Catwoman should be a smoldering hot woman. Someone who looks better staring at you than smiling, and who looks like she would cut your throat if she had to.




End of thread in my book.

 

But Jocelyn worked her whole life for this role. It's just not right.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocelyn_Wildenstein