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"Meet your relationship's new best friend"

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 2muchcoffeeman, Aug 7, 2008.

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  1. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    http://www.blowguard.com/

    It's a football-like mouthguard for ... well, you figure it out.

    :D

    Most likely NSFW. Possibly also NSFM1.


    1Not safe for marriage.
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Aug 7, 2008
    #1
  2. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Baseball?
     
    PeteyPirate, Aug 7, 2008
    #2
  3. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    And it was designed by a dentist, a dentist! That makes it more awesome.
     
    sportschick, Aug 7, 2008
    #3
  4. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Wouldn't the lady friend be a bit insulted when you told her stick that thing in her mouth before you ... you know ... stick your thing in her mouth?
     
    bigpern23, Aug 7, 2008
    #4
  5. Jay Sherman

    Jay Sherman Member

    Wait, I don't get it...
     
    Jay Sherman, Aug 7, 2008
    #5
  6. crazedchipmunk

    crazedchipmunk Member

    just out of curiosity, how do you guys find this stuff?
     
    crazedchipmunk, Aug 7, 2008
    #6
  7. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    We like blowjobs. Duh!
     
    three_bags_full, Aug 7, 2008
    #7
  8. luckyducky

    luckyducky Guest

    Wow. Just ... wow.

    I wonder if they're cooking up an SportsJournalists.com group discount as suddenly they sell them to every other guy (and probably a few gals) on this site. Someone should ask.
     
    luckyducky, Aug 7, 2008
    #8
  9. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Gotta love the "Take the job ..." slogan.
     
    pallister, Aug 7, 2008
    #9
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I like how it's "easy to clean."
     
    mike311gd, Aug 7, 2008
    #10
  11. Flash

    Flash Guest

    So you guys don't like the teeth, eh?
     
    Flash, Aug 7, 2008
    #11
  12. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    I question the thesis of the anecdote that started the whole thing. Something tells me the woman's boyfriend wouldn't have minded in the least that she worse dentures after getting the first BJ without them.

    She should have written to the Playboy Advisor instead of talking to her dentist.
     
    HejiraHenry, Aug 7, 2008
    #12
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